WMD found in Lincolnshire ?

A death ? A burnt out car ? Our thoughts ran riot . . . the Police telephoned (our ex-directory number) asking to visit our home ? The most rare request ! Be assured and rest easy - someone is watching you, and it is your safety that motivates them. Whilst no 'comments' yet upon this blog - instead a Police visit to my door, due to its content, has been achieved !

Apparently this 'Police visit' - on Thursday 14 Dec - had been ordered from 'high up' at Police HQ. The subject being my "weapon" as shown upon the "Suicide" blog of six weeks earlier. Of course, we may never learn exactly which 'high up' is studying Red Imp's activities - perhaps MP Tony Blair, or probably Chief Constable Tony Pike ?

Maybe Christine Talbot believes I am "gunning" for her - whereas all I want is her 'resignation'. Perhaps Christine felt 'threatened' by a gun-crazed Red Imp, and whispered such to the Chief Constable at a Civic Function ? As we know such 'misinformation' can cause problems ranging from 'confusion' to 'death' and 'war' !

For the benefit of both Christine and Tony, any "gun" seen on this site is an antique - a historic relic ! Scenes of any "terrorist training" were taken in 'leafy suburban back garden' during 1959 - clearly then I was uncertain of the lasting effect of a 'flash in the pan'.

The more recent picture of myself, 45 years older, being shown a friend's 1804 'Baker' rifle - used in Carlton's "Sharpe's Rifles" TV series. Quite innocent stuff - not worthy of serious Police concern, the rational minded might agree ?

However, and thankfully, it took the rational minds of the two pleasant PCs who visited - to judge what 'danger' actually existed. None whatsoever ! Wisdom, or luck, halted an 'armed response team' being called in.

No Christine, its only your resignation I want. As for 'pulling a trigger', I cannot even pull on my own socks.

'Suicide' had nothing to do with 'bombing', it was simply the lyrics from the "M*A*S*H" theme song.

The 'TankChair' is a 'go anywhere' disability chair. It's 'cat-trax' would climb the stairs up into County Hall, but may cause 'destruction' to LCCs carpets.

Hopefully nobody, not even Christine or Tony, misunderstands Red Imp's new WMD 'tee-shirt' design.

Christine - less of your hot air, it may add to Global Warming !

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